10 Best Part Time Jobs

Part time jobs are tempting, especially in today’s marketplace with ever increasing stress in full time jobs.

And you get to be your own boss, deciding when to work and when not. However, you also need to be a salesmen, because you will have to sell your services in the first place.

The 10 best part-time jobs all have one thing in common: they require less time than a full-time job.

Part-Time Workout Instructor

Ever watched those workout instructors at the gym? Standing next to some poor dude or gal, screaming at her and make her/him sweat. Hell I can do that and get paid for it.

Part-Time Consultant

Many of the best part-time jobs are relatively fuzzy in the job description department. And nothing is fuzzier than “consulting.” What does it even mean? No one knows. Consult away, friend!

Part-Time Assassin

Assassination is a tough gig, but it has its share of advantages as well. For one, you pretty much get to be your own boss. You set the schedule, decide when and when not to work, etc, which alone makes it one of the best part-time jobs you could have. But there’s more – you get to dress like a bad ass and there’s a chance you could have an inappropriate relationship with a very young nice chick.

Part-Time Squirrel

Just dress up like a squirrel for a couple hours at a time and stand at the intersection. There must be a market for this somewhere.

Part-Time Hero

The best part-time jobs have some degree of prestige to make up for the relatively low pay. Part-time super heroics give you this in spades. If there’s something more prestigious and worthy of respect than a cape, we don’t know what it is.

Part-Time Dickhead

Unlike many of the other best part-time jobs, you may not have heard of this one before. Basically, an individual will pay you to act like a dickhead for a modest hourly rate. It’s good work if you can get it.

Part-Time Firefighter

There’s nothing more rewarding than fighting fires. But who has the time to do it 40 hours a week? No, what you need is to fight fires on your own schedule. Which brings us to the next best part-time job:

Part-Time Arsonist

As a part-time firefighter, you might need to drum up a little extra business. This is where part-time arson comes in. Setting fires is fun.

Part-Time Female Body Inspector

You know, like that one standing at the bar entrance and decide which one can get in.

Part-Time Bodybuilder

Many of the best part-time jobs have immense personal benefits, like getting totally jacked. So don’t forget to carb up and get to those weights.